Aiden's Mom is ready, are you?

 In the sweaty summer of 1978, a small-time entrepreneur named Donny "Slappy" Slurpin stumbled into the radio game after winning a crumbling AM station in a poker game gone wrong. The station, formerly known as WCUM  was a relic of the golden age of radio—complete with flickering tubes, a rusty transmitter tower, and a listener base of exactly three truckers and a conspiracy theorist named Carl. Slappy, a man with a voice like gravel and a wardrobe of polyester suits, saw an opportunity to turn his gambling windfall into a goldmine. Armed with a cheap microphone, a stack of unsold ad slots, and a dream of being the "Voice of the Little Guy," he rechristened it as WSLP - THE SLURP—because, as he put it, "We’re gonna suck up every sob story and spit out cash!"